Rajbir Deswal presides over National Integration Programme organised by NIFAA

National Integration Camp at Karnal concluded with Rajbir Deswal exhorting the youth to come forward to fight social ills.Chander Koumdi,Preetpal Pannu,Dr.CK Thakur,Vijay Setia also attended.

राष्ट्रीय एकता शिविर का आयोजन करनाल में समपन हुआ जिसमे आठ राज्यों के पर्तिनिधियों ने भाग लिया .राजबीर देसवाल मुख्य अतिथि रहे । प्रीतपाल पन्नू का एक और सफल आयोजन ।

Ramphall & Piara Singh Meet Mr. Bush

Bas Bas! Mr. Bus! बस बस मिस्टर बुस्!
By: Rajbir Deswal
Food Ambassador Ramphall from Farmana in Haryana, and Petroleum Ambassador Piara Singh फ्रॉम Patran in Punjab, meet George Bush in the White House to brief him on what is to be said in relation to the consumption levels of the Indians, when it comes to filling their bellies, or fuelling up their automobiles।

“Hey guys tell me saamthin abut yer great country’s burning up, I mean, eating habits.” Bush said. “Sir ji, I can only say that ‘Rice’—no pun meant pleej—tastes better than bheat.”Ramphall said with some sense of conviction.
“But haw cain you say so?” questioned Bush when Ramphall described the vicarious pleasure he once had on taste of rice, “Sir ji I never ate rice myself, I only saw the S.H.O. of Sampla police station in my state, partaking of the dhaula dhaula white stuff.”
“Ther you er! It means only when your poorchasing puwer increases, you can be in a place wher you cain buy even the caaps. And dat, then only you st‘u’art likening yourselves to the Ess-Etch-Os. Bi-laang to d middle class, no?” Bush said and swanked, “Naw look at their aadacity, they even scorn the wooerld Ess-Etch-O! Phew!”
“Bus bus Mr. Bus!बस बस मिस्टर बुस्!(Haryanvis pronounce ‘sh’ as ‘s’ and vice versa) We can’t take your contempt lying down, rather standing up. Ramphall ate a humble pie wanting Bush to eat his words. But he beseeched Bush “I pray Sir, you could well repeat what the French queen said, that is remembered till today.” He tried to sound well versed in History. “What-what did d French Kween say?” a bamboozled Bush asked and Ramphall promptly reminded to him the famous quote, “If they can’t eat bread, let them have cakes!” “Yup yup! Intelligent Kween indeed. I shad say saamthin to dat effect. Thank you.”
Then Bush turned to Piara Singh. “Hey man! Haif d cabs in New York are driven by you guys. You seem to have been born with screws and spanners (laughs with a wink at Rice by his side) I mean with the knowhow to run the machines .Do ye bleeve the aatomobeels in the U.S. consume more gas than those in your country?” he said.
“Oh na, na ji ! Aidhar thoda, yani Dubye da dab-daba hai ji. Sadde kani te Jugar chalde ne jehre sadde apne aap de banaye hoye Sky-Lab ne ji. O thora zyada deejal-patrol khande ne!“ओह न, न जी ! इधर थोड़ा, यानि दुब्ये दा दब-दबा है जी. सद्दे कानी ते जुगाड़ चलदे ने जेह्दे सद्दे अपने आप दे बनाये होए स्काई-लैब ने जी. ओ थोराज़्यादा डीजल पट रोल खा जांदे ने! (O’ no, Sir! Here Dubya has a grip over the things। In our country we run our own manufactured hodgepodge assortments which have quऐ a semblance with the vehicles। Yes they consume a little more diesel and petrol)” Piara Singh bragged with a sparkle of sorts in his eyes.
“Ther yu er again! Your aatomobeels too eat a lil more than what is required. Aren’t you guys adding to the woes of the wooerld! Bush concluded and again winked at Rice, “I think now I can name dat country with Chinkies as well, for creating a mess with the wooerld’s ecaanaamy.” “Yes I think you cain do it now Prez but a bit maayaldy, you know why!” Rice pitched in grinning.
Just then the First Lady Laura called from inside, “Hey Jaaj, tell these guys to rush aid to people in Cyclone hit Myanmar immediately. Being fairly well-off, now they can afford some charity. Let’s have some basmati rice, our own patented ofcourse, I cooked for you.
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Rajbir Deswal sings for Ana

फूलों का तारों का सबका कहना है । राजबीर देसवाल की अनाय्सा को भेंट

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Tale note of the note:सबसे बड़ा रुपैया भइया

पाँच रुपैया बारा आना ...!
TAKE NOTE OF NOTE
By: RAJBIR DESWAL
I remember a few years back that the currency of a note of one-thousand denomination was stopped, or restrained to pass of, as a guarantee from RBI Governor, as a promise to pay to the bearer. People were then seen making kites of the notes and burning them like cigarette, by round-folding and lighting them on one end.
I had been wondering all these years, as to why had not any Indian bank issued directives, or advisories, or even appeals to the currency users to ‘take note of the note’. Now when the plastic currency is in use in many parts of the world, the Reserve Bank of India has appealed to the general public to take adequate care in ‘handling’ of the currency notes . Better late than never!
The ‘kite’ or ‘cigarette’ treatment to a note for which the RBI Governor does not hold a promise to pay any longer, is alright since it gets reduced to a mere ‘papier-mâché’ but what about the crisper thing that gets corrupted, folded, chewed up, eaten away, mutilated and beaten value out of it—is the question. RBI has though issued ‘clean note policy’ and it should be welcomed but some soul searching is also incumbent.
Women folk in our country should share equal blame for making the bills ‘no more noteworthy’ for they have a tendency to hide them closest to their hearts and thus crumple them. Even men are seen round-folding the notes to make them slide in their waist- string seam, which we call a ‘nara’, for safe-keep.
We apply colours to the notes. We write on them—anything from names to mobile phone numbers. We do simple arithmetic of addition and subtraction on the watermark on the note. I know a guy who used to sign the notes to see if they returned to him in the normal course of passing of. Thank God he remained in penury all his life thus saving lot of currency.
To please Goddess Lakshmi, we apply turmeric paste on the notes. We stapple them. Pin them. Sew them. Clip them.Tag them. Punch them to make garlands to welcome (and offer) netas. All the more we keep soiling them with our saliva. We put oil and tilak of vermillion on them as marks of respect. But should it not be good if we spare the currency our largesse and heed the RBI directive for they are the ones who still hold ‘promise to pay’ and despite inflation.
It was during a seminar held by Department of Homeland Security at the American Centre some time back that I came to know about the fact that the dollar bill is not all paper but some fibre cloth is also used in its making. The health of our poor rupee is already as good or bad as other things of the Asian variety. Hence, all hail the RBI’s ‘clean note policy’.

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Click on the Play Button and watch Satender Chauhan's reprot telecast by ZEE TV.आइये कटे होठ कटे तालू वाले बच्चों की मदद करेऔर उनके चेहरे पर मुस्कान फैलाने-लौटाने का पर्यास करें .It was difficult when we (Ambala Police,Haryana,India) first conceived the idea of building bridges with the public through a very positive and kindly gesture. The call from Governor House in Dehradun in July 2005 set the ball rolling. His Excellency Mr. Sudarshan Aggarwal called me and wife Chander Koumdi to entrust the task of employing the services of an American NGO SMILE TRAIN in identifying and encouraging for free surgery, the parents of the children born with cleft lip and cleft palate. And there was no looking back. Dr. Abrol and Dr. Obed deserve all the credit besides Smile Train and some very dedicated police officials. Our thanks are due to ZEE TV who featured this programme. Information about the children can be given to us on rajbirdeswal@yahoo.com or call up +919988436611.